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3 Poems by Colin James

        That Pestilent Fellow The Critical Reader

          Hello, there's a field behind my house.
          Bigger, stronger, faster persuaded
          me to become an observer.
          Turkish tobacco will make you sterile
          where as Virginian has no propensities.
          The Overtones are a group from Harlem
          that dresses differently in spurts.
          Accusations can not actually fly
          but they sure can ruin a life. I insist
          on meeting my dates in waiting rooms.
          Large railway stations are the most welcoming.
          Doctor's offices are a bit cramped.
          I always book a table that seats four.
          This leaves us plenty of extra elbow room.
          My dates usually find the contrast charming.


   Were The Nabokovs A One Nutcracker Family?

                    "I read forwards very fast."
                    Said the student enthusiast.
                    Have to keep an eye
                    on the kitchen metaphors
                    from my hallway hiding place
                    beneath the hanging hats and cloaks.
                    Occasionally a voice might ask,
                    "What became of our enthusiast?"
                    A diversionary ploy as they
                    rifle through the siverwear drawer.
                    Turns out it's not in a drawer at all
                    but hanging unobtrusively
                    from a newly painted placid wall.


                 Transect, Shorty, Transect

                    I told you
                    I'd meet you at nine.
                    I arrived at ten past
                    and low and behold
                    there you were
                    necking in the corner
                    with that spindly guy
                    in the Foster Grant sunglasses.
                    I am not going to
                    give you the satisfaction
                    of saying I'm disappointed,
                    although I find your
                    behavior LY adverb rude.
                    Still, better to know
                    now before a plethora
                    of similar disappointments

Colin James has poems recently in the New English Review
and Antonius Ring. He lives in Massachusetts
with two cats, Dorothy and Jane

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